Resignation Letter

To Whom it May Concern:

 

I, Rudy Cicci, will be resigning from my position of President of the Avery Cicci Fan Club, effective immediately.  I've had enough.  She won't leave me alone, and she is always trying to play with my toys.  Whatever I have, she wants.  And now that she is crawling, I can't get away from her.  She is driving me crazy.  And during these times, I feel compelled to hit, push, shove, kick or knock her away.  Nothing else seems to work.  I. Hate. Sharing.  But then Mom or Dad yells at me.  I'm in a lose-lose situation.  

 

As such, I feel it is in my best interests and Avery's, to no longer be President. 

 

Thank you,

 

Rudy Cicci